You hired someone to build it. They built it. And it just… sits there.
This isn't a generic report from a bot. It's a hand-reviewed audit covering every layer of your site's SEO health.
Crawl errors, indexing issues, site speed, mobile readiness, schema markup, canonical tags
Title tags, meta descriptions, header structure, keyword targeting, content gaps
Google Business Profile, local citations, NAP consistency, map pack positioning
What your top 3 local competitors are doing that you aren't — and how to close the gap fast
Not a 50-item to-do list. The top 5 fixes ranked by impact — what to do this week, this month, this quarter.
Ralph Skrzypczak has spent 20+ years in the restaurant and small business trenches — as an operator, advisor, and the guy who got called in when things went sideways.
He appeared on Bar Rescue Season 8 ("Wreck-It Ralph" episode) — not as a cautionary tale, but as the guy who'd already learned the hard lessons and rebuilt.
OfficeChoir exists because the advice most small business owners get is either too expensive, too vague, or too late. This audit is none of those things.
Delivered within 48 business hours of purchase. Most audits are completed in 24 hours.
No. We analyze everything we need from the public-facing side. If we find backend issues, we'll flag them in the report.
Perfect timing. We'll make sure you're set up right from the start instead of fixing problems later.
The audit comes with implementation guidance. If you want hands-off help, we can talk about that after you see the report.
No. One-time $19.99 fee. You get the audit, the plan, and the follow-up call. No recurring charges.